The lab technicians who invented the process had thought it was interesting but commercially useless – a chemical that could be added to human semen to allow it to be stored at room temperatures without it losing its texture, consistency or taste, or going off or becoming unsanitary.  “If it was still viable, that would be useful for the pregnancy industry, but the process renders it infertile,” bemoaned its inventor. 

But Life Control Industries, who had funded the research, were reluctant to give up on a return on their investment, and workshopped ideas for the new technology. 

The winning idea was to sell it to girls as makeup.  Gloria was the model chosen to headline the brand, and soon malls were festooned with images of her showing how the cum was intended to be worn. 

“Stop Looking Frigid”, read the tagline for the new Life Control Labial Lubricant, and the posters showed Gloria nude, recently ravished, legs spread, with semen leaking from her pussy.  Virginal teen girls, worried that they’d be found inadequate during their first sexual experiences by boys who laughed at their dry, unused cunts, began obsessively pushing the semen of the Labial Lubricant brand up their pussies each morning.  They covered their inadequacy by cruelly mocking other girls – “I bet you don’t even have any semen in your fuckhole, you frigid bitch” – until labial lubricant became the new fashion norm. 

“She Knows She’s Loved”, read the posters for Life Control Breast Decoration, which showed a happy naked Gloria massaging sperm into her tits.  Others showed an unhappy, clothed woman looking jealously at Gloria – nude, with cum glistening on her tits – and the text, “She Wishes That *She* Was Popular”.   It, too, was a success, and soon nightclubs were full of women with the glistening sheen of cum visible across their cleavage. 

The last brand was Life Control Edible Lip Gloss.  In these, a nude Gloria gazed smokily at the camera with sperm in her mouth, or trickling from between her lips.  These ones read “Taste Your Worth” or “What Your Lips Are For” or “She Finally Didn’t Look Like A Bitch”.  The gloss came in a dildo-shaped tube, and girls applied it by licking the nozzle with their tongue until it spurted small amounts of the semen gloss onto their lips and into their mouth. 

The preservative in the cum had a mild euphoric contact effect, and tasted sweet as well.  Girls gradually became used to the idea that cum in their pussies or on their tits or in their mouth felt good, and that cum tasted nice.  It also interacted with birth control medication to produce an aphrodisiac effect.  This was well known.  Some girls who used the cum stayed on birth control, and accepted their newly increased slutty libido.  Others abandoned it and took their chances with a fertile pussy. 

Of course, not all girls could afford the expensive makeup.   But for the rest, missing the latest fashion was not an option – it would result in mockery and social alienation.   So the poorer girls would just get their male friends to help them dress up… after all, cum was cum, right?

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One thought on “Story: Life Control Industries

  1. Satire, I know. But, in a more subtle advertising context, aren’t these ideas worth exploring commercially?

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