Women would believe anything they read in a women’s magazine or women’s advice site. All it took to produce a change in their behaviour was a few well-placed articles. In this case, one magazine prominently featured new science showing that women who exercised in the presence of men got fitter faster, aged slower, and needed to diet less. Another showed that sports bras and panties retained sweat, which aged the skin, increased the risk of fungal infection, and raised the chance of cancer.
Soon it was all the rage for the stupidest, prettiest women to exercise nude at male gyms. They booked into special classes called “Pussyrobics” or “High Speed Tit Bounce”, and not only were these classes on public display to all who wanted to watch, but the stupid sluts preferred the ones in the presence of men, due to the alleged health benefits.
The next wave of articles, of course, would explain to women the benefits of masturbating to the edge of orgasm before exercise, and how wonderful it felt to be non-consensually fucked in the changing rooms by a stranger…
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Perhaps “change rooms” would be better expressed as “changing rooms”?
I think this might be a cultural/regional thing. In Australia (or at least my part of Australia) they’re definitely “change rooms” not “changing rooms” (and only “fitting rooms” in shops that offer tailoring, and only “locker rooms” if there’s literally lockers).
But noting that most of my customers are in the US, and that “changing rooms” has a clear meaning even if it’s not your local usage, I’ll make the change.
I wouldn’t have recognized that as a regional variation, so thanks for elaborating. I’m from Scotland originally and my writing often uses terms and phrases that are outside the English-norms. I’m used to several of the bigger English variations, such as Indian and American, but I admit to being pretty unfamiliar/ignorant of Australian language rules/norms/variations.
(Although I was a big fan of Prisoner of Cell Block H, in my student days. make of that what you like!)