Lucy accepted that the police needed her to pose for a photo following her shoplifting charge, but she didn’t know why she needed to be topless.

“Because you were shoplifting bras, honey,” the officer said patronisingly. “Raise your arm so those criminal fuckmelons of yours stick out.”

Lacey didn’t quite follow the logic but she didn’t dare argue. “What will you do with these pictures?” she asked.

“They’ll go on your permanent file,” the cop said. “They’ll be tendered in court before the judge and the jury in this matter, and then we make them available to anyone who asks about your criminal record – employers, mostly, but really anyone who’s curious. If you ever get famous enough to have a news story written about you, the media can access them.”

She blushed. She couldn’t imagine the thought of her tits being published in the news, of thousands of strangers seeing them. Without thinking, she crossed her arms over her breasts to conceal them.

“Oh, resisting the police process, are we?” the police officer frowned. “That’s a mistake, honey. It means one of two things – either you’re interfering with a lawful police procedure, which is a serious criminal charge, or you’re just stupid because you’re a woman. Which is it?”

Lacey nervous moved her hands back away from her tits. She didn’t want to demean herself, but she was already in enough trouble. “Um… I’m stupid because I’m a woman, sir,” she said quietly.

“That’s what I thought,” said the cop. “So we can avoid that additional charge. But it does mean I’m going to have to take some extra pictures, to properly document the source of your stupidity. Drop your skirt and panties and spread your legs…”

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